-Fkn Brenda-

Elephants Can't Jump

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Had
An
Amazing
Session
With the coworkers
Started this 420 right
When we all split
The last guy said

What are the three things
You check when you leave

We all repkied the same things

Wallet, phone, keys

Hes like yea but you need to add
Two more things to that list
When you leave from anywhere

Wallet
Phone
Keys
Weed
and Frieeendshiiiiiip *high pitched voice*

Hahaha
It was a whole hell of a lot funnier in the moment
Cause weve all never kicked it like that haha

Whatta sesh.

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Its been years
And I feel
Like im still standing here
Juat waiting
Longing
Just to hear
Anything from you

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frosted-sugar-dicks:

towritecomicsonherarms:

ulnerhiannon:

towritecomicsonherarms:

dirtymindmorgan:

towritecomicsonherarms:

babydollbright:

towritecomicsonherarms:

blind-diode:

therantsofnelldog:

towritecomicsonherarms:

Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

there’s spiderman comics?

what did you think spiderman was based off of?  

I thought they just saw how popular batman was and swapped spider for bat

And what do you think batman was based of????

I thought they just saw how popular superman was and swapped super for bat

… I wonder what your theory on Superman’s origin is…

I thought they just saw how popular jesus was and made him an alien who could fly

That was a wild ride from start to finish.

(Source: gwenstcy, via thegreenfoundtheblack)

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bpellon:

spookpoweredgiraffe:

ironbloodaika:

ladytrismegistus:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.
Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?

That’d be killer! :D

Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.
Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.

THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE. 

bpellon:

spookpoweredgiraffe:

ironbloodaika:

ladytrismegistus:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.

Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?

That’d be killer! :D

Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.

Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.

THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE. 

(via thegreenfoundtheblack)